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Shee_ra_Princess_of_Power
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Name: Sheera
Birthday: 4/19/1985
Gender: Female
Interests: Guitars, Music, Singing, Spiritual Growth, Cooking, Classic Cars, Classic Motorcycles, Dancing, Sleeping, Fire, Pink, Peace, Love Joy and Happiness
Occupation: Student
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AIM:  kittykats1985
MSN: Kittykats1985
Member Since:
5/3/2004
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| I was waiting in a bathroom for a stall to open up. Finally I hear a flush and then the door swings open. Out walks this 5 or 6 year old. She stands in front of the door and gives me the most grumpy confused look ever. I finally had to ask her if she was okay. Thats when her little face got even more grumpy and she said "it flushed before I was done and I didn't get to finish". I didn't laugh in her face, but wow, that was funny. | | |
| Pregnancy Rule #5 - All advice can be ignored. This includes the doctor, your mother, his mother, friends and all random people you meet at the store. Pregnancy Rule #6 - All comments can be totally ignored. This includes when someone says "wow you are huge", "you are fat", "are there two babies in there", "oh my!" (yes, I have heard all of these comments and I am ten pounds under weight!) Pregnancy Rule #7 - If you do not have a Vagina, you do not get an opinion. This is for the areas of the female body, pregnancy, child birth and number of children. If you are a male, you may have an opinion, but you do not have the right to vocalize or share it with a pregnant women. | | |
| Rule #3 If it makes you feel good you can eat as much as you like as often as you like. This includes ice cream, candy, the whole pack of oreos or Taco Bell 5 days in a row. Rule #4 If you count as two people, you should get two shares of the bed. Husband = 1/3 of bed Pregnant Wife = 2/3 of bed. | | |
| If it makes you feel sick you do not have to eat it. This goes for veggies, the food you loved yesterday and even the meal you just ordered. | | |
| Pregnancy rule #1 - If you can't see it, you don't have to shave it. They say you should never shake a baby...but he has been kicking me really hard for an hour now...so I grabbed my belly and shook it...does that make me a bad mother? Oh well, someone needs to teach him to not kick women. | | |
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